What does my mailman think?

I got a good chuckle today while retrieving my mail.

You see, my friendly neighborhood letter carrier delivered 5 items to me this afternoon.

2 were coupons for local pizza places.

The other 3 were offers from casinos.

Might I add, not only were they from casinos, they were from gambling meccas in both Atlantic City AND Las Vegas.

In my defense, the pizza coupons were completely unsolicited ... from 2 chains I never have ordered from.

I wonder, though, if letter carriers form opinions about their customers based on what they get?

If so, he probably thinks I'm a fat guy with a gambling problem.

And I happen to know that I fit only half of that description! :)